Although I’m busy working to bring home the bacon while listening to Baby It’s Cold Outside I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone and write a quick blog post. I don’t mean to beat a dead horse but I thought I’d be the guinea pig and tackle this issue. Then I’ll take the bull by the horns and get my kids gender specific Happy Meal toys. On the way I’ll stop for a super sized sugary drink I’ll consume with a straw. Then we can all sit down and watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. This should send Liberals scrambling for their safe spaces.